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The state that arises when you are having a shit and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.
Derivative of Shit Ticket for toilet paper
Lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma
Had to jump in the shower after a shit today, i hate ticket trauma
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like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say
"stop being such a douche ticket"
"that ref is a douche ticket"
"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"
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Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.
My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.
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Another name for toilet paper
Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?
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A baby that is born to a unsuccessfull woman "baby mama" and a very rich man.
She gave birth to her lottery ticket yesterday
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We need a dozen train tickets for the party Saturday.
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A person that buys concert tickets and sells them on eBay for more than face value in order to make profit off other peoples misfortunes!
George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!
Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"
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