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Diesel Nob

Involuntary semi, caused by an unknown mix of vehicle vibration, women and the inevitable smell of diesel fumes leaking in through the back seats on a crappy public transport. Usually happens in a morning on the way to work.

8:30 AM - the bus is packed. It smells of diesel fumes as you sit on the back seat. The bus is old and vibrates like mental. A hot woman gets on the bus and you're suddenly aware of a semi, but you don't know what's caused it. 'Diesel Nob'

by roocifer July 15, 2010


hob nob

1. To get hit in the head.

2. To perform oral sex.

1. "Dude, that baseball bat hob nobbed Wally so hard that he almost copped death."

2. She hob nobbed his unit last night.

by dims April 30, 2005

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nob zit

A huge zit on the end of a nob
or an insult

OMG your nob zit is huge

AWO you nob jockeying nob zit get here

by andrew simmons October 18, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


probs nobs

A way of saying "probably" when you're not actually certain of the likelihood, much less have interest in, the topic of discussion. See antonym at probs not.

Tom: Do you think he's actually going to collect our homework?
You: Probs nobs. Just change the header of your last paper, I'm sure he won't notice.

by Mitchell Lane May 11, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


nob band

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


nob jockey

a female who gets it in the ass or the vagina by a horse and she shits out horse cum for the next month.

dont date her dude she is a nob jockey.

by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


nob job

the name of the activity when a man orally and/or digitally (that's with his fingers) gratifies a woman.

Wow..last night, Kurt gave me the best nob job I have ever had!!!

by Fairygirl1125 November 19, 2007

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