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A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.
'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!
The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
While it takes bees to make honey it wouldn't be all that great if they were still around for the consumption of said honey.
Man you are a great person and all, but you have "too many bees in his/her/my honey" tonight!
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"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
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A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.
You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.
How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker?
1000.
a term may use to point out an Arab person or a stupid dick who dosent look western.
dude #1: i would like to bomb my self.
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
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To be honest, I don’t know, and I’m glad you asked, too, because I have no idea how you found this page.
Why why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes
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