rational number

Any number than can be turned into a fraction, that is not undefined by having a denominator of zero, is a rational number.

5/0 is not a rational number. 0/5 is.

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Number Four

To throw up.

God Damn (excuse me lord). This nigga took a Number Four on my new carpet.

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Number 0

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.

Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.

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Number 15

When you are hanging out with your friends but no one knows what to say, say number 15 and eventually a conversation will start, after a few cringey and forced laughs.

*silence*
"Number 15*
"Haha"
*conversation ensues*

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number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

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The Günter Number

32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.

Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.

Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."

Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."

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man numbers

Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".

No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.