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To throw up.
God Damn (excuse me lord). This nigga took a Number Four on my new carpet.
Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.
Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.
When you are hanging out with your friends but no one knows what to say, say number 15 and eventually a conversation will start, after a few cringey and forced laughs.
*silence*
"Number 15*
"Haha"
*conversation ensues*
1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data
2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.
The number before my number one. My person. My dawg. My sidekick. My ride or die. My buddy. The one I tell everything to. A true friend.
Me: Man, I'm missing my buddy. He's my number zero.
When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.
Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."
Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."