Office Jousting

1) A contest used to settle affairs of work place matters and/or to relief boredom.

Office chairs are used as horses while broomsticks are used as lances.

Office Jousting - Settling office disputes medieval ways

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Officer Flippers

southern teacher, generally found in New England Band Rooms, enjoys giving detentions and licking grundles, often found dressed in weird clothes. Goes also by Jamal.

Chris: Officer Flippers, can I go get a drink?
Officer Flippers: Now yal just shush Chris
(Everybody laughs)

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Microsoft Office

The Stupid Writing Thing That Has The Stupid Talking Paperclip

I Want To Kill ClippyFrom Microsoft Office

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office monkey

Low paying low self esteem job involving no creativity or thought other than how to avoid the attentions of a team leader who earns a little more than 1000 pounds more than you .

remember these people are office monkeys so killing them isn't a crime their already dead inside

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officer nasty

when a kid bends over while laughing and spreads his ass cheeks. putting a very unpleasant aroma in the air.

officer nasty

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Officer Bob

Any lowlife officer who has nothing better to do but to hunt your ass down and give you tickets when he/she feels like it. (Usually a male officer)

Fuck man, that Officer Bob just gave me a fuckin' ticket for no good reason.

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office space

the movie, that really is a metaphor for life. You can't work all the time, you can't always follow the same routine. You sometimes need and event hence the death of the hypnosis doctor, to make you have a life change, to make one's life more meaningful

"It's not just about my dream of doing nothing, It'a about all of us"

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