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when one says they are going to do something but bails at the last minute.
Bill said he was gonna be here. Looks like he pulled the oklahoma shuffle on us
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a small town outside the city of lawton, oklahoma. doesnt matter anyway, you dont wanna go here. its a town with a population of about 3,000– and about half of the people who live here live in trailer parks. did i mention that theres probably been like 5 murders at the trailer parks in just the past week? anyway, the population is made up of 99% racist, white people, that only come outside to go to the subway or sonic, since theres NO other restaurants. or they wanna see the cache band at the cache public school football games (we’re the only things that matter). but theyre cool i guess since theyre the only school with turf on their football field. but yeah, if you’re privileged enough to live in pecan valley, good for you. and if you go to lawton christian? that private school? fuck you.
“oh you live in cache, oklahoma? and go to their schools?”
“yes, i do”
“oh, youre the literal scum of the earth”
“:)”
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The drunken act of peeing from an overpass on the cars going by below. The best place to do this is where a country road goes over a highway and a quick getaway can be made. You get double points for hitting a convertible. Just make sure that you check the wind direction before releasing!
Last night on the way home from the bar, we stopped over I-44 for an Oklahoma Carwash.
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Tha coldest city this part of da country next ta dallas
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The smell of unwashed, fetid genetalia; similar to the smells encountered in and around the entire state of Oklahoma to include Kansas, Arkansas and most definately Texas (especially Houston -- phew!).
Marie had the Oklahoma Funk after not washing her coochie for seven days and seven nights.
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A shit hole of a town where football is everything. The proud residents love racism, rebel flags, and reenacting the movie Broke Back Mountain.
Oologah oklahoma is a total shithole.
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