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Drunk In Charge (of a) Keyboard?
When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.
This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)
Drunk person*: "I really, really, love you!!!" (etc.)
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"
*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.
The male genital, along with the testes
A sign of dominance in the family.
I have the dick,so i make the rules!
1.The man's penis
2.A mean person
Amirali Zulfiqar Ali Panjwani has no DICK!
Wearing a strap on over your pants in a public place. While you stand there in silence staring strangers dead in the eyes, with the straightest face possible.
Dicking is the new Planking.
I went Dicking at the mall, babies r us, and the gas station all in one day. I also took some pictures to post on facebook to show them Planking idiots what real fun is.
To be beaten heavily in any sporting event, or the same as happened to the French in WW2. In the game of football (soccer), to have more eight or more goals scored against your team during a single match. To be dicked by the opposition in a game.
"We just took a dicking from Manchester United" - Arsenal fans, 2011. "Oooh Leeds just got dicked!" - news watcher, 2011.
"France took another dicking on the battlefield" - pre-history to present day.
A completely self absorbed, immature, and demanding male behaving just like his penis.
He's was acting like a total dick when she told him "No, Thanks"!