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The greatest living wrestler ever to live and/or wrestle at the same time. After starring in hit films such as "Spiderman" and "Elbow Drop III: The Revenge of VJ" he has diversified into theater and performing art.
His experiences in the second world war helped him to defeat his arch enemy Hulk Hogan. Mr Savage commented that his climactic no-holds-barred match with Adolf Hitler (who had just defeated Captain America in a titanic struggle) during the summer of 1971 in Brazil; it was a turning point in his wrestling career. Although the match was marred with controversy (some critics alleged that Savage should never have been allowed to tag Mr T in) it made him a celebrity.
Savage has inspired many popular songs, including "Raining Blood" by thrash metal band Slayer and "Macho Man" by The Village People. He is known to use the word "crease" a little too much to be entirely normal.
"Randy Savage totally creased that punk Hogan. I've never seen such a horrific creasing in my life."
"I would say that Randy 'Crease' Savage is my personal hero. Oh pardon me I just creased my pants."
"Crease?"
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the new york yankees pitcher, also the funniest name alive because it means horny penis.
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Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.
Ken: "Dude my slow randy lasted three hours today!"
Me: "Bro what the fuck is a slow randy?"
Refers a random person. Hence the similarity between Random and Randy. The "jay" portion of the word is put there to act as the last name. In and of it self "jay" is meaning less.
Lately Randy Jays have been asking me to hang out. (lately random ppl have been asking me to hang out)
To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).
"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."
swag that one obtains by wearing a stolen hat, most often accompanied by the signature randi swag dance.
Dude 1: Yo that bitch is wearing a stolen hat.
Dude 2: She's got Randi Swag.
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