Fence Jumper

A derogatory term used to describe any Hispanic typically Mexicans that jump a fence to cross the border into the US, but used by ignorant people to describe all Hispanics, when more proper terms can be used like wet back, mojo, beaner, my favorite gardener.

Boarder Patrol Agent 1: Look there are some wetback crossing.
Boarder Patrol Agent 2: We are in Arizona, here they are fence jumpers.

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Drinking for the fences

Aggressive consumption of alcohol, with the explicit intent of blacking out as quickly as possible.

"Damn man, watching the Patriots get trounced like this is just miserable."
"Yeah, I honestly don't think I can take it. Fuck it, I'm drinking for the fences." (chug).

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Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

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Facebook Fencing

When two people keep poking one another back and forth like two fencers in a close match.

Kate poked me. Poke back? Hell yes. I am so Facebook Fencing this bitch.

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Fence Love

When someone is so whipped that they will make out with their girl even though a rusty ass chain link fence is between them.

Guy 1:Damn, if they get cut by that fence between them, they gonna need a tetnis shot.

Guy 2: Man, that's just fence love. What you know about that?

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Cock Fence

The act of 2 males back to back with erections when on the count of 3, they both turn around and begin slapping cocks together. First person to lose his erection is the loser.

Hey man, there's only one beer left. I'll Cock Fence you for it.

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straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

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