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Taking a massive crap next to a toilet just because you can. Other variations include urinal plopping, sink plopping, upper back plopping and afro plopping.
"Holy Shit! Someone floor plopped in this stall."
or
"I feel mischievous. I think I will floor plop in a port-a-potty."
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This is not the vietnam war as the other entry states in the "the guess who" lyrics. It is clearly a song about a jaded ex-lover, and a how he has no time for her
Killing Floor is the grounds they butcher animals on. Metaphorically it just means place of turmoil, possibly their apartment.
see: Killing Floor
"No time for a summer friend, no time for the love you send, seasons change and so did I, you need not wonder why...no time left for you.. no time for the killing floor..."
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A sexual position where you take the woman and place her on the floor treating her body as some sort of vehicle. You then proceed to "board" that vehicle. It's basically missionary with a little role play.
I totally floor boarded you sister last night!
After floor boarding my girlfriend the other night I now strangely find myself attracted to airplanes...
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floor josh is not amused.
related to ceiling josh.
dude, im total floor josh right now ... :(
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1. A time and place where all things music, comfort and friendship come together perfectly to provide the ideal vibe or situation for letting go and dancing or getting one's groove on.
While the other parties we attended were nice, we found the people and the music generated a much more positive vibe at Club X so we hit The Eleventh Floor and boogied.
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the remains of an individual after they jump off a building and plummet to their death.
Bro1: Hey did you watch Dredd 3D yet?
Bro2: yeah like 3 guys got turned into Floor Fajitas 15 minutes into the movie.
Bro: yeah I guess that was worth paying for 3D tickets.
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Name your whore in the house by the floor.
Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry
1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date
3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more.
The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump
out.
"Matt and I designed this floor of whores to secretly describe women in a language that they don't understand."
"She was such a 4th floor whore. She rubbed my dick and when I was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in."
"I just roofed that bitch!"
"Dude, get me fast. I'm hanging off the roof here" (if you didn't drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)
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