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Loaf of Lead

A stupid person.
An individual that should be quietly dispatched before they muddy up the gene pool.

That Carl is a real loaf of lead. He fucked up the weekly reports again!

by JunkieSpoon September 11, 2015


cuban loaf

Slang term used to describe a Cuban mans penis

Ever since Christian was a small boy he was proud of his Cuban loaf.

by Cons sway Lo August 19, 2015


Spon Loaf

Slang term for sponge like textured deserts.

After the buffet stopped serving dinner. Oprah Winfrey could harldy wait until they brought out the coffee and Spon Loaf.

by Frank Pappalardo January 30, 2009

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Mow-Loaf

When your cat is curled up and you can't see any of their legs.
A loaf of mow.

Also see Bow-Loaf Bow & Mow

"Oh dear god! That cat is missing all it's apendages!"

"Relax, it's just being a mow-loaf."

by Samismilexx October 30, 2007

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Unfold the Loaf

Unfold the Loaf, verb, means to pull out your penis.

Source: I am Rapaport, Stereo Podcast #132, Michael Rapaport

Hey baby, you are so fine, let me unfold the loaf.

by TMAdam February 27, 2016

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hollywood loaf

The act of stimulating the penis in an effort to make it look as large as possible while still mostly flaccid, likely in anticipation of showing it off.

Dude, Gina wanted to skinny dip last night. Me being a grower and not a shower, you know damn well I gave myself a hollywood loaf before I got naked.

by xxHOTTKARLxx December 13, 2016

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air loaf

When two people fart at the same time

"Mark and Jack just made an air loaf and it smells like shit"

by bigboy20145 March 1, 2009

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