doo loop

A range of statements invoked repetitively by a DO statement, only with poo. Hence the "doo", as in "doo doo".

Programmer 1: Man, this "do loop" is giving me errors each time I run the script.

Programmer 2: More like a "doo loop", amirite?

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Loop Me

Keep me "in the loop", connected, filled in, in the know.

Hey did you hear about Joe's party?

Yeah, I'll find out the details tonight.

Sweet, Loop me!

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Dick Looping

Often found on internet porn sites, and most notably, ChatRoulette, Dick Looping or any variation of the sort is the repetition of cock in any form, be it masturbation or not, being replayed infinitely.

That computer? I only loop dick on that computer. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am looping dick all day, every day with that one.

If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.

The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.

Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.

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feedback loop

A term used by management types to describe any sort of relationship in which one person gives feedback to another, even if nothing in the feedback process resembles a loop.

Wal-Mart "Associate": I feel like you're creating a hostile work environment by constantly pinching my ass.

Wal-Mart Manager: I'm glad we've set up the sort of feedback loop where you feel comfortable telling me that. You're fired.

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closing the loop

When you sleep with the original person that you lost your virginity to many years after having several other partners. This is in reference to the movie Looper.

Looper: Dude I had sex with my high school sweetheart the other day. I haven't hooked up with her in 6 years!!!

Friend: Wow man! don't you think you're a little young to be closing the loop?

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fruit loop

A sexual phenomenon in which a large group of gay men perform anal sex on each other to form a circle. Each member both receives AND penetrates, everyone's happy.

Me and the guys got together last Saturday night, had a few drinks and formed a fruit loop.

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giggle loop

Uncontrollable laughter, often snowballing beyond one's control and leading to some humiliation. Best observed when you are the only one laughing and no one around you knows why.

laughter at a funeral
laughter in a work meeting

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