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The act of developing software whereby everyone flings themselves collectively and dangerously down a hill at breakneck speed in pursuit of a common, unattainable goal with dubious value.
Dave: Yes, but if we create a single factory that returns an abstraction of those functions then we can replace their use with a simple, single call. It'll only take me a few weeks to implement and rewrite all the unit tests to use it.
Bob: Yeah that sounds amazing! Nice and clean.
Susan: We are cheese rolling here.
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A fancy-sounding yet affectionate name for a car that is even less functional than a hoopty. A car might be called this because "it rolls down one hill, and canardly get up the next".
Exact origin unknown, but it is a pun on Rolls Royce, a particular expensive make of motor vehicle, and "Canardly", I believe a make of small passenger aircraft.
Dude, your Yugo beats the hell outta my Rolls Canardly.
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the act of celebrating after a physical or moral victory by acting as if one picks up a baby and gently cradles it in one's arms.
Tom: "I proceeded to look up at the jumbo tron at the basketball game after we lost..."
Heather: "Ya, what happened?"
Tom: "Garrett was on there baby rolling the shit out the entire arena!"
Heather: "That's nut balls!"
I could tell by the way she was watching me dance, she had a soggy roll.
Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department
Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?
Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!
Verb: Keith Diaz laughing histerically!
Keith always rolled after my jokes!
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A deliciously-sweet baked good served across all provinces of Tamriel.
"Let me guess... somebody stole your Sweet Roll?"
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