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titty fucking a chick with your ass in her face.
boy did the bitch get pissed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.
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1. The iPod Shuffle is effectively the little brother of the iPod. (Correction - The iPod mini is the little genious brother of the iPod, and the iPod Shuffle is the mentally disabled brother that is left in the closet when company comes over.)
2. The iPod Shuffle is the brain-child of Apple's brilliant marketing team. In the case of the iPod and iPod mini, I would argue that they are remarkable, worth-while, devices sought by the collective techno-savvy social culture, not simply social status knick-knacks. However, Apple's marketing team has pulled off pushing a device that blindly leads the user into a statistical fruit-salad of songs under the GENIOUS motto of "Life is Random".
3. To reitterate,
A - the iPod Shuffle, however less expensive, is a waste of your hard earned cash and has been linked to mass outbreaks of trichotillomania.
B - Apple's marketing team is outstanding and if I were going to finance and advertise a war, I would contract these people.
C - If you want an iPod so badly, pay the extra 50 bucks for a 4Gb iPod mini. You won't regret it.
Life is random, so why shouldn't my iPod Shuffle playlist be?
I can play songs on my iPod Shuffle.
Wow, I would love to have an iPod Shuffle!
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An old indian raindance usually preformed during shift tasks or bouts of heavy labor, or PT. Involes talking on a cell phone, smoking pall malls, and drinking a mt. Dew simultaneously. This raindance can also involve bitching about anythings while using a canadian accent.
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This is the maneuver in which you shuffle up the weed in the bowl to get a better burn and see if there's any green left.
Yo, is the bowl cashed dude? Let's check it out with a THC Shuffle!
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When attempting to avoid shitting diarrhea into your pant and squeezing your ass cheeks so tight it makes your legs squeeze close together when you walk and make your feet point outward like a duck or like Charlie Chaplin.
Look at Joe's Chaplin Shuffle toward the bathroom he's never going to make it in time.
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The deities that controll the order of songs played while your mp3 player or iPod is on shuffle mode.
Flobots, Daft Punk, Lady Gaga??! I've been blest by the Shuffle Gods!!
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v. masturbating while taking a crap. similar to a blumpkin with only one party involved.
Vanessa left Ryan hanging when he told her he needed to take a dump. So he decided to do the Delgado Shuffle!!
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