table talk

From partnered card games, discussion between partners of the contents of their hands. Its purpose is to gain an advantage, and is generally against the house rules, if not written rules.

Him: I'm feeling a lot of LOOOOOVE for this game.
Her: I don't have much LOOOVE, but I'd sure like to CLUB you for saying that.
Me: Hey, easy on the table talk, okay?

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table queen

An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.

My friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat!

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Periodic Table

An ingenious table of chemical elements ranging into the 100's. From Hydrogen to Uranium and element 114. A perfect atom and nucleus with such stabillity only found on the island of stabillity.

The periodic table is a basic lesson for any pupil wanting to learn the great subject of science

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flip a table

to pull off an awesome move to show aggravation, epicness, and/or create a defensive barrier during a gun fight

guy 1: LOOK OUT!!
guy 2: HIT MEN
guy 1: FLIP A TABLE!
guy 2: (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻
guy 1: nice save there

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table butt

table butt - When an overweight person has a a butt that protrudes so much someone could use it as a table.

e.g., Check out that table butt.

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table brush

A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away

Go shave that table brush Gar!

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broken table

this is when you are having sex doggy style and right before you ejaculate you knock the womans arms out from under her causing her to fall like a broken table, which usually causes her to tighten up her muscles making your nut that much more enjoyable.

Last night i pulled a broken table on Kim, man it was awesome!

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