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Tour de Laramie

A bicycle event held in Laramie WY. where students at the University of Wyoming ride around town piss drunk and stop at every bar in town, to get more drunk.

Greg- What are you doing tonight Tom?
Tom- Getting drunk dressing up as Scooby Doo and riding my bike all over town.
Greg- I forgot its TOUR DE LARAMIE.

by LARAMIE RES March 3, 2011


Warped Tour Bodysuit

When an individual chooses to adorn themselves with tattoos exclusively on their hands and necks, and nowhere else so that when said individual is wearing a hoodie sweater, it appears as though they are heavily tattooed.

Observer #1: "Damn, that guy wearing the tight girl pants is all tattooed up!"

Observer #2: "Naw son, I know that guy. He only has his neck and hands tattooed a.k.a Warped Tour Bodysuit."

Observer #1: "For realsies? Lame!"

by TattooedHooligan December 13, 2011

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Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021


tour de douche

"A peloton of weekend warrior d-bags clogging up the roadways decked out in full cycling regalia, led by a yellow jersey'd supreme douche extraordinaire."

I was late to work because I got stuck behind the tour de douche.

by Zephyr007 September 1, 2015


tour de stade

Literally: "tour of stadium"
This is when you, in the words of Jack from Lost, "run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down."

Jack: It was a Tour de Stade.
Sarah: What?
Jack: When you run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down.
Sarah: Why would you do that?
Jack: I'm intense.
Sarah: Did you finish?
Jack: No, I hurt my ankle.
Sarah: That sucks for you.
-from Lost season 2 episode 1

by Bob Gunderson April 7, 2006

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xo tour life

song that blew up after some rapper rapped about all his friends being dead

friend 1: xo tour life is a great song!
friend 2: all my friends are dead.
friend 1: *dies*

by am0777 April 3, 2018

79๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joey World Tour

SEXIEST FOOD REVIEWER ON YOUTUBE! MAKES ME CUM EVERY VIDEO HE MAKES.

Need i say more?
Joey World Tour is thicc too

by Hairy back Vasil May 25, 2017

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