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oral sex in the white house, or in your office
do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice
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Fucking a really pregnant girl and the baby inside her sucks your dick
"Sorry to here about your loss how did u lose ur daughter"
"I knew she was going to be retarded so I gave her an oral abortion"
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To get head from some chick while wearing a tub of popcorn over your junk.
Dude, that slut gave me Oral Reddenbacher while watching Finding Nemo.
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the act of applying a healthy dose of industrial grade super glue to an erect penis, (variations of application include a full nose dive into the glue container or a swift swabbing). then with a sticky wiener, the male experiences oral sex waiting 1-2 minutes for the glue to dry. in that time the partner clenches thine teeth which in hand get stuck to penis which is ripped out making a "chainsaw" out of his genitals.
rodriguez: "man i just cut down that tree with my erect penis!"
willis: "you be lying through thine teeth i say"
rodriguez: "naw man i gave that bitch an oral chainsaw"
willis: "oh that explains everything...your pantaloons must be ripped meaw"
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When a person inserts a baseball into a man's rectum, then performs fellatio on the man whilst he clinches on the baseball.
Piazza's rectum looks like a Babe Ruth era catcher's mitt these days! Must be all those Oral Hershisers that Keith Hernandez gave him.
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The erotic spoken portion of sex, when sex partners express sounds, grunts, words, phrases or questions. The volume can range from whispers to screams. Just about anything that is said during sex can be considered oral sex.
These utterances usually are expressions of pleasure or commands to do a certain act.
Oral sex usually contains the word "fuck", but "shit" is also popular.
Oral sex falls into four categories: general fuck expressions, expressions of pleasure, commands and questions.
1. (general fuck expressions)
Fuck me!
Fuck me harder!
Shit yeah!
Fuck it!
Fuck yeah!
It feels so (fucking) good!
Shit! or Shiiiiiiit!
etc.
2. (grunts/expressions of pleasure)
Oh
Ah
Uu
Uh
Mm
Ya
Oh Yeah!
etc.
3. (commands)
Suck that (fucking) dick/cock!
Lick (suck) my (fucking) balls!
Get it all!
Right there!
Fuck my hole!
Harder!
Open that (fucking) pussy!
Give me that (fucking) pussy!
Fuck my dick/cock!
Pull my hair!
Suck my tits!
Pinch my nipples!
Sit on that (fucking) dick/cock!
Jerk that dick (cock)etc.
etc.
4. (questions)
You like that (fucking) dick/cock?
You like that tight (fucking) pussy?
You like that shit, baby?
You like sucking that big (fucking) dick/cock?
You want that (fucking) cum in your mouth? (on your tits/face)?
etc.
1. She gave me fantastic oral sex, but probably not the kind you're thinking of.
2. Her oral sex was so loud, I thought it would wake the neighbors!
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a heavenly sensation of cosmotic sex to your love that shows your total entimisy & dying love and effection
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