A place where superstitious morons continually breed. The cult of Christianity runs strong as does the hatred for anyone not white or a Jesus freak. Basically if you're a drunk, racist, and superstitious prick it will be very appealing to you. Education is strongly discouraged. These simpletons actually encourage their children to participate in dangerous sports for amusement of the entire town. So come be part of the worthless trash today!
Eldred PA is where we get all the brainwashed idiots for the Trump rallies.
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A town in the suburbs of Philadelphia full of old people seeing corny plays at the Media Theater, teenagers sitting on Plumb Street chain-smoking cigs (also known as Plumb Bums), black kids/other minorities playing basketball at the Media Elementary School playground, parents in their mid-life crises getting drunk at John's, 20-somethings drinking beer at Iron Hill after work with friends, hippy vegans buying organic foods and soy milk at Trader Joe's, and of course, people like me who just want to get the fuck out of here.
Media, PA: America's first Free-Trade town
Population: ~5,500
Slogan: "Everybody's Hometown."
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Pa Chia is the name of a Hmong-Asian girl. Pa Chia's are very, very stubborn, conceited, independent, glitter fanatics, and are very positive towards others. They have an island named after them because of their amazing persuasion skills in tricking a king to name an island after them. They are rebels who will rule the world one day with their doggy friends.
A very small town that expands about 3 miles. There's one restaurant/bar called The Homestead Inn....no gas station....no stores.....and just about every house has a firepit, plenty of chairs, and a full cooler of beer in their backyard! :)
Elton, PA? Where's that?
A dump. A literal dumping ground for drug rehabs and families from surrounding areas to dump their trash which makes up the population of the small urban toilet marked as York, PA on the map. Meth, Heroin, Fentanyl, Alcohol and cough syrup are the most popular menu items in York. Thievery, Rape, Assault and Murder are the preferred pastimes of the most popular turds that float on the surface in this historical locale famous for being the first US capitol. It is not uncommon to hear white homeless drug addicted convicts use the n-word with a hard R at the sight of African-Americans but unwittingly fit the term in every sense of the definition. Unshowered, untrustworthy, unemployed and always disgusting people frequent locations with high foot traffic like Turkey Hill, Hess and Exxon on Market St looking for soft hearted people to beg for money and then feed the gambling machines inside. Afterwards they will prostitute themselves or gf/bf to feed their drug addictions behind the store. Driving. Driving is not an activity people that inhabit York do well. They speed through alleys and go 20 under the limit on the mains and often will stop in the middle of a one way street with their hazards on, disregarding the 10 open parking spaces to the left and right of them because they're far too ignorant, stupid and incapable of attempting to parallel park. Stay far away
York, PA? Tf is so important in that dump that would require my presence?
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What you smell like after having sex. That "Pussy and Dick Odor"
When you come home and your wife or girlfriend say's "You smell like "Pa-Dusie, whats the bitches name?"
In an online social network, such as Facebook, the commission of a mild offense or faux pas of innocently tagging a friend in a photo, image, or video in a way that they deem undesirable or inappropriate.
Adam: Dude! Why did you tag me in that video with the stripper?!?
Bob: Sorry man, my photaux pas.