Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.

Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.

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Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.

"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"

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The quiet part

(No, but)

Iam "God is mercy"

Hym (But only when he wants to be)

Iam "God is truth"

Hym (Hidden behind innumerable closed doors)

Iam "God is love"

Hym (And love is exclusionary)

Iam "If that's the case, then what are you?"

Hym (I'm the quiet part you don't say aloud)

Iam "And what do you call yourself?"

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christian parts

the male or female reproductive organs

"Dude, she totally grabbed my christian parts."

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part timer

1. one who shows up infrequently 2. Tony

Tony is a part timer

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Girl Parts

A wicked awesome all-female band created by a bunch of awesome girls/friends. Singles on our not yet released cd include the smash hit "STI" and the more mellow "Big Gina".

Members include Gillian, Hailey, Krista, Ashlen, Anne, and Sarah.

Girl Parts is pretty much the best band in the galaxy.

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part 2

he first thing to know about sociopaths is that they lie: and they lie for no reason. And without remorse. Secondly, they are manipulative. They are so good at changing people's perceptions of reality to match their own. You’ll be convinced you remember an event correctly, and they can twist your mind and the world until you aren’t even sure anymore and suddenly YOU are the liar. Thirdly, they are selfish. The have not capability to feel anything from anyone other than themselves. They are narcissistic.

So when you hear that they are selfish people, you wonder “why would a sociopath ever have kids?” I honestly don't know. And if anyone finds an answer to this one, let me know. It probably suited their needs at the time. Maybe it gave them an audience that would implicitly believe all of their B.S. when the rest of the world stopped listening to them. But you don’t know for sure; you’d have to ask them. But then you’d probably get a lie instead of an answer. So all you can do is speculate.

part 2

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