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A considered right-wing party to be created by Donald Trump, that will split off from the Republican Party, creating a new major party. The proposed party gained a lot of traction after Trump discussed and considered creating it recently. The proposed party is likely not going to be created anytime soon, people claim, but nonetheless has gained massive support from pro-Trump supporters and a majority of soon-to-be previous Republican voters, if the party is created.
I figured I would create an honest definition for the Patriot Party, because it's no lie that this site is subject to bias.
Person 1: Are you going to vote for the patriot party?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!
a majestic quilt made by the patricarchy. sold by moris and boris for only $10,000 a quilt. from the land of the free, however flawed that freedom may be.
Steven: 'I just bought a patriotic quilt from Moris and Boris'
Kevin: 'Wow i've always wanted one'
When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.
Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.
Patriot Day is the day when a group of individuals spend the entire day (anywhere from 11 am to 11:30 pm) at the Patriot Cinemas in East Providence, RI. Because the theater shows second run movies one can spend the entire day watching movies for less than $10.
"The government authorized Patriot Day is tomorrow! Let's plan our Patriot Day on the actual Patriot Day!"
"Yeah!"
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Patriot Logic(noun) -Patriot Logic: (noun) The art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.Made famous by the New England Patriot fan base. (See Bandwagon, as well as mental midget)
Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Patriot Logic
"The New England Patriots have always been the greatest foot ball team and always will be."
His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Pats were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."
"No way" says Jimmy
Look it up says Billy
"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up
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The ghetto of George Mason University. Patriot's Village (or the PV's, as they are more commonly known) resembles seedy, rundown motels and trailors located in the middle of nowhere. The area is known for it's zero security, and the residents are typically drug addicts, raging alcoholics, or poor as dirt.
Mary: I live in Patriot's Village.
Joe: I am so, so sorry for you...
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Patriots ridge consists of 3 types of people
First- the skaters. They are the cool kids who are original and awsome like jack and Rubens
Second- there is the inbred hicks who aren't actully hicks the just like to pretend to be popular by being hicks but they are inbred examples are Hanah and Jed
Third- the spots kids who are athletic and normal and cool ex Johnny, Collin and Adam who all get there dick sucked except for Adam who has no frends
And then there is jaysen who doesn't do shit
Although everyone is different everyone gets along and the are sick
Patriots ridge is Hanna and Jed an making babies and looking at trucks
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