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Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019


Flaming peacock

The act of putting multiple sparklers in your anus, lighting them on fire, then running around naked, while a sound that inevitably sounds like a peacock's scream escapes from your lips.

Rob did too much ketamine on 4th of July and performed the flaming peacock at the block party. He now has to move from the neighborhood.

by Sidetidewayz May 7, 2024


peacock hunting

Spoting colorfully dressed cracked out females along the strip.

Bob resorted to peacock hunting, when he left the massage parlor without a happy ending.

by Mr. Poon September 30, 2021


Peacock's Law

The greater the status, the greater the liklihood of norm violation

John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit

by Human Peacocking May 29, 2023


Sea peacock

An overly stylized boat or watercraft.

I was docked next to a sea peacock, it was the coolest boat I have ever seen.

by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019


Peacock-Lad

A male that spends time admiring themselves before the mirror

We were hoping to leave home on time but the Peacock-Lad was strutting....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 17, 2023


Peacock Block

When you are trying to watch an English Premier League game in the US and realize you can only watch it on the Peacock app.

I flipping channels trying to find Liverpool-Arsenal but realized I got Peacock Blocked again.

by AgeuroFTW January 22, 2021