Pen Island

Respell it, darling. It will come to you.

Mr. Mark Wright: LIKE, OH MY GAWD. BRUCE AND I WENT TO PEN ISLAND...IT'S PARADISE...And we net these TWINS...named Neil and Bob! Oh... +Faint.+

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pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off

wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker

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Pig Pen

(pig`pen`) v. TO PIG PEN: The action in which two males and two females participate in a sexual transaction of semen. The two couples fuck missionarily with the two females back facing each other; whilst being fucked the two females share a double ended dildo between their anal cavities. A take off on a pig roast.

Scott: Hey Sonya, want to have a pig roast?
Sonya: Make it a Pig Pen and throw Mrs. Blank, and Mr. Anstead in there, then you have a deal.

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Blue Pen

When you choke the dick so hard it turns blue.

"My dicks's still sore, I gave myself a blue pen last night"
or
" She grabbed my dick so hard she gave me a blue pen"

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cock pen

A group of men for the sexual pleasure of one woman

That chick is such a lucky slut, she always gets her man meat from one of the guys in her cock pen

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pen and ink

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Stink'.

Ian dury (singer from the blockheads) once sang:

'I'm a blackmail man and i think you stink, you're pen and ink...'

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The Pen Is Mightier

A Penis Pump

"Alex trebek id like to use the Penis Mightier"

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