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When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
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Perrie Edwards -* makes goat noise *
Vet- sounds quite masculine
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A bitch with blond hair; not a true friend whines and cries about everything; breaks tablets.
Don't be such a Brooklyn Perry
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A singer who believes that she can write inspirational music, is extremely talented, and is unique because she dyes her hair/changes wigs on a daily basis.
Katy Perry: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through that wind, wanting to started again?"
You: No.
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A misunderstood pop star who is judged by songs she didn't even write. People think she writes about lesbian concepts because of the six songs people have actually fucking heard on the radio. People judge her because of these songs, but then once they listen to one of her other forty-some songs, including the ones she wrote herself, they realize "Oh shit, she's actually an amazing singer, songwriter, performer, and way more successful than me!" She is a flawless, amazing human, and the first female to ever have 5 singles hit the #1 spot from one album.
Person: "Oh, Katy Perry can't sing."
Person: *actually listens to her songs*
Person: "Oh shit! She's amazing!"
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A playwright turned filmmaker who started out with nothing and had a rough childhood from being abused to homeless. He lived in his car until he made it BIG with a stage-play and has produced several plays since then as well as made films based on them. A Great example of a hard-working man
Tyler Perry never gave up and has become a successful filmmaker
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An area of Birmingham, England. Perry Barr means Pear Hill in Old English. Notable places in Perry Barr are the; One Stop Shopping Centre, The Greyhound Stadium and the main campus of the University of Central England.
I got the Train to Perry Barr last night!
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