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Debate Pervert

When our position on an issue is no longer based on curiosity and the desire for the truth, but a desire to win a debate. When someone reaches this stage of discourse, there's no need to try and persuade them.

I don't like to talk to conservative pundits and professional opinion havers like Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro, they're debate perverts. They don't care about the truth.

by Freud's Evil Cousin October 24, 2022

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Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.

Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.

by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009

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reverse pervert

When you basically force someone against their will to do sexual/generally frisky things to you for your own pleasure.

One: Did he even want to grab your ass?

Two: No, what's it matter?

One: You just pulled a reverse pervert!

by iamlulin July 19, 2014

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pervert zerbert

oral sex given to a man; a blowjob

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.

by twist73 May 28, 2012


Respectful Pervert

Someone who enjoys dirty things such as dirty jokes, Wattpad, porn, etc., but does not cross boundaries and makes sure people are not uncomfortable with their sexual tendencies. A respectful pervert doesn't take advantage of people or look under skirts and stuff like many derogatory perverts, but instead just enjoys their own dirty lifestyles and fantasies.

Someone: Bro your such a perv
Me: I'm a respectful pervert. Don't get it mixed up.

by Gojos_Main_Hoe September 23, 2022


pervert painter

When you ejacualte in her belly button and then dip your tip in the substance and paint her with it

Im going to be a pervert painter tonight, i will use you as my canvas.

by Ticklemybutthole March 5, 2016


Pervert spot

A corner in a room that's fenced in by furniture, creating a weird little partly hidden area that you can't really do anything with, common in rented rooms. So called cause it's a spot a pervert could hide in

Kate rearranged her furniture in her room and now there's a pervert spot by the door

by spicedpotatoes September 1, 2019