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Another term for international choke artists!
The Philidelphia Eagles lost another one!
go Patriots
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When Gentleman Number 1 is getting railed up the ass by Gentleman Number 2. At some point, Gentleman Number 1 reaches under himself and sticks a finger up Gentleman Number 2's anus, thereby giving him the ol' Philadelphia Underpass.
When Craig gives me the Philadelphia Underpass, his finger smells like my ass all afternoon.
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Refers to the fact that if you live in Philadelphia for more than a few months someone will steal from you or randomly smash something of yours (ex. car windshield). Once you have been stolen from, or had something of yours pointlessly destroyed by some drunk, thug, retard, ghetto (are you my daddy?) bastard, punk, etc. Philadelphian you have paid the Philadelphia tax. The Philadelphia tax is often paid many many times throughout a lifetime.
Person #1: "Someone smashed my window after the Iggles won, yo."
Person #2: "Philadelphia tax, yo."
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Farting in another's eyes, then, while they are disoriented, pooping directly into their mouth. Before the recipient has time to recover, one must insert their dick or vagina into said mouth and, using cum, swirl the substance into a grey ooze. When all this is done, the recipient will begin to vomit (if they already haven't), which will work great as lube for anal sex. Usually, more pooping occurs.
"What'd you do last night?"
"I watched a Philadelphia Phantom. It was sick!"
"Yea, I know. They are a pretty good team. Who did they face?"
"No, you don't understand. I'm not talking hockey. I'm talking full ass-to-mouth phantom!"
"WTF?!?!?"
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The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!
Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!
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When you pee in someone's subwoofer, and then drop the bass to make the pee go everywhere.
Hey Dennis, did you enjoy the philadelphia taco I gave you today?
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A baseball team that the city of Philadelphia makes out to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, but, in reality, doesn't amount to even a slice of bread. The majority of their fans suffer from drama queen mental illness.
The Philles have the most losses in MLB.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.
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