Smart Phone

Smart Phones are much like the fabled iPhones of legend, are effectively pimped out Mobile phones with many features derived from other already successful products but in one single device. This saves pocket space but the downside being it’s not quite as good the original devices.
Whilst checking Facebook intermittently and viewing high-resolution photos on a tiny screen whilst in conversation indispensible whilst anyone who they were talking patiently awaits a response.

Bill: Hey how are you?

Ted: I'm good, I'm just on... Haha

Bill: ... What?

Ted: Oh nothing just reading someone's status update on my new smart phone.

Bill: Hmm ok

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phone sex

Gives you hearing AIDS

It' a joke, idiot. Phone sex is sex over the phone.

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Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

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phone cajones

The ability to forcefully, and often angrily, speak your mind while on the phone but not usually in person.

He's got one hell of a set of phone cajones. He was really giving it to the customer service rep on the phone but when he went down to the store, he totally fell apart.

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Burner phone

A separate phone used for business purposes, usually for drug deals. Also can be called "burn phone."

If yall need some kush, you can hit me up on the burner phone.

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Phone Wanker

Someone with an overwhelming obsession with their phone, phone related apps and equipment. Someone with a new phone who is generally a boring person with nothing relevant or interesting to talk about. Someone with an aggressive need to show you their phone and tell you about its uninteresting attachments.

Look at my new phone, it has an app that comes up with interesting phone related conversation starters. Check out how much music my phone has! Why would I want to sleep with you when, instead we can talk about how much memory my phone has. I have no personality but my phone can be used as a metal detector. I am a complete Phone Wanker!

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Banana phone

A song that is on a pointless, BUT FUNNY Animation on newgrounds and now ebaumsworld

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!
I got this feelin'
It's so appealing
For us to get together and sing. SING!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone!
It grows in bunches
I got my lunches
It's the best
Beats the rest!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Don't need no quarters, don't need no dimes, to call a friend of mine
No need computers, or TV, to have a real good time,
I'll call my dentist
I'll call my cat
It's cellular, modular, intellective, oddular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!

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