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When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.
When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".
Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...
Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?
Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.
Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.
Hangman- Hahahahaha.
When your entire palms are soft and smooth like piano fingers.
"Damn Bill. You got the piano palms!" - Christine
The Piano is not a piano, it is not simply something that is the simple object of existance otherwise known as a acoustic, stringed musical instrument invented in Italy by Bartolomeo Cristofori around the year 1700 in which the strings are struck by hammers. It is played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands to cause the hammers to strike the strings.
Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.
Flicking a pussy in the motion of texting (with 2 thumbs)
Dude, I gave my first Dobani Thumb Piano at the party last night!
Verb, To ejaculate from the penis
Bro I just piano sonata no. 8 on that chick last night