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The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
When Krovi goes to the beach to pick up a lovely lady to take home.
My grandma got the Oldie Krovi Pick Up last weekend; she pogged out!
Today is one of the only days you can go up to a girl and pick her up without getting smacked
tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes
in 700AD teegans pickup line was "Are you ready for Daddy?", now in 2023 she says, "do you want this fuego?"
Amber: *being normal*
Teegan (pick up line) : "Are you ready for daddy?"
when shes so pick me, she holds her hands out like a little kid
“heathers so pick me up, she’s acting like a child who wants to be picked up”
to lack enthusiasm or interest about something obviously awesome.
Random bish: "That purse is so trashy."
Me: "Girl, you better pick up the sticks because that purse is on fleek!"
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A game you play after getting your teeth knocked out.
Bite the curb and let's play 32 pick up.