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When you’re pulling a bong and change lighters mid pull in order to get maximum inhalation.
James was pulling a cone but it was packed too tightly so he pistol switched with a jet lighter and sunk it.
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A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.
A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.
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A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.
"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
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You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."
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"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"
"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."
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"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"
"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."
"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
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A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.
I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.
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the act of strikeing one to the neck with the butt of a pistol.
SHUT THE FUK UP, or i'll pistol whip ur ass
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A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting
That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.
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a hard-on in public, can't tend to the erection! Tucking your hard dick so its unnoticable
today I was walking and seen this fine bitch...you know I had to tuck the pistol homie...
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