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The bulbous nose commonly found on european men with exceptionally bad mullets…
They must have the mullet - otherwise they are just schloppengangers
"Yo Chris, checkout the dude with the retro haircut in the David Hasselhoff chaps, what a nasal masterpiece…I shall call him Schloppen plum"
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Another word for nut sack
Susan loved sucking on Tom's meat plums
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Everyone’s favourite childhood nan
Imma grow wings and buy some plums
Nanny plum on yall
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Chilling one's erect penis on ice for the purpose of giving one's lover a cold sensation upon penetration.
My dick got numb from the ice packs, but when i gave her the ol' plum popsicle she screamed like banshee.
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The Pittsburgh Plum is a sexual act in which an individual places a plum inside their own rectum and then waits until the acid in their butt annihilates everything except the pit. Once this occurs, the individual starts masturbating until they simultaneously bust their nut and shit out the plum pit.
Eugene surprised everyone at his 98th Birthday Party when he whipped out two dozen plums and had his own Pittsburgh Plum competition on his kitchen floor. However, it was to every party-goers dismay that only Greg could finish the feat by the time the party had ended.
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