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Pong GPS

An old and outdated GPS unit.

It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.

by kejo66 April 27, 2011


Beer Pong

A game in which dipshits play when they're wasted and think. Generally the person who can handle being drunk best win

Person 1: Did you see them two guys playing Beer Pong

Person 2: yeah they always be acting a fool

by Yoboimax July 30, 2017


Shlong pong

Playing ping pong with your penis or erection

Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?

by Brain dead bean June 26, 2019


Pong of Death

A drinking game that combines Beer Pong and Circle of Death. Before each throw, the thrower flips a card and does whatever the card requires (per Circle of Death rules). "Bonus throw" can be substituted for "Thumbmaster" if a Jack is drawn.

"Dude, what the fuck happened last night, I don't remember shit."

"Please tell me you at least remember Pong of Death."

"Oh god yes. That is the greatest game ever."

"Then you remember all you need to know."

by white queso January 15, 2010


donna pong

Where a middle age women preferably from the middle class working class area, drops a heinous/offensive fart causing one to vomit.

Fuck sake man fucken who did a donna pong? Fookin stinks mun...

by Fookinjerrymun January 30, 2018


Skeet Pong

A game involving at least three people surrounding a cup. Each person has to jack off until they nut and the last person to nut has to drink from the cup.

Friend 1: Hey guys lets play skeet pong!
Friend 2: Oh FUCK!
Friend3: Hope you like drinking my jizz again!
Friend 4: I know I’m not losing.

by Watahmelom July 23, 2023

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Ming Pong

When you look from place to place and all you can see are mingers.

I was downtown with Luke in the KFC line and it was like a game of Ming Pong.

by stranoster January 20, 2010