Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee
Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!
when someone goes to the toilet and has an extremely explosive shit. Pooper nuka could also be a plumbing company in the post nuclear world but in 2018 it is yet to be classified as a real company
"man, I had such a bad pooper nuka this morning, and the world fell out of my arse"
A person who dumps a very long string of crap.
Kyle: Hey, I took a term pooper yesterday.
Chris: How?
Kyle: I continuously crapped out a long string of feces. This came after I ate a really big supreme pizza.
Chris: I want to try doing that someday.
A person that barricades themselves in a restroom stall during work hours avoiding work
"Hey i think Manny is a dead pooper, the door to the bathroom has been locked and I think he's dead in there."
Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.
"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1
"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2
reference to sticking your dick in a girls ass hole
hey man i just stuck in right in the pooper
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Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)
Paris Hilton is so hot! Yes dude! I got her with cock in the pooper!
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