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The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
« im going to get you a present »
« oh noooo dont shoot »
In the present. Right now. A 5 inch dick is too small for most women. They will double back and say "Well, maybe if he knows how to use it" and it's like it's only going to work if you let it and you're not going to let it because they are not ATTRACTED to a 5 inch dick. They are attracted bro a 7+ inch dick. So the are just going to get that big dick inside of them and expect men who the believe to be inferior to what? Be nice to them in exchange for nothing? Go without sex for the rest of their lives?
In the present and the future. Women are not going to want to marry a 5 inch. Sure they may date one or maybe even hook up with one but they won't be loyal and they'll only be doing it to gratify their ego so they can tell themselves that it isn't a life sentence to loneliness. Why? Why would they do this? Because they want to believe that their average dick son will have a chance with women. But he won't. He may get laid. He may have a girlfriend. But a 7+ inch will always come along and it is at that moment in the present that his relationship either ends or becomes a lie.
the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
T:Juan!
J:Present!
wowwwww what a cool present
yeah, "ow ow my hands"
A )present, a gift or something you give to someone for a birthday,Christmas. etc or for an unspecified reason
B )present , being present, being here , usually used by teachers
A) Did you give Sara a present for her birthday?
A)I got a lot of presents this Christmas
A) I didn't get a lot of presents this Christmas
B) Teacher: Joe
Joe : Present, teacher
It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.
Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:
A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.
RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837
YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP
SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD
TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY
CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN
LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.
Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh
I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.
A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"