private sock

derived from "public sock"; a slighty less demeaning name for a person you view as purely a sexual object.

Eileen is my own personal private sock.

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Private school

I don't agree with all you fucking idiots, private school is for snobby rich idiots. All of you are just in private schools and lying to yourself.

Private School is Stupid!

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Private School

A school were a bunch of stuck up twats go to get gay anal fucked by there peers aka queers all the rich posh squeekers go there if a kid from a private got in a fight with public school kid his jaw would most lightly be stomped into the curb and his face bottled

Private school kid: oh you there peasant your not strong

Public school kid: go on then u cunt I'll smack u head u dick head

Private school kid: dead

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Private Square

A penis or vagina

Luanne: This is my private square, please do not touch me there, nooooooooooooooooooo rape!
Bob III: Aww, I wanted to get laid.

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Private Caller

The act of inserting a cell phone (set to vibrate) into your woman's vagina then calling the phone as many times as desired.

"Yo, Brad, I pulled a private caller last night with yo bitch"
"Damn, man, I was wonderin' where my phone went... and why my girl was screaming with pleasure."

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Private Dick

A man with E.D. who doesn't warn you or a man with a small penis who doesn't warn you. Warning you right before the act doesn't count. A premature ejaculator. A man who is a disappointment in bed. You want to warn everybody, but then he'll spread rumors about you being an easy lay. It's easy to spot these guys beforehand. They like to make fun of other guys and try to make you jealous. Learn from my mistakes and watch for signs beforehand.

I thought Gary was the man of my dreams, but he turned out to be a Private Dick.
After I slept with Henry, he bragged to everyone, so I was sure to let them all know he was a Private Dick.
Tim was small and a premature ejaculator. What a Private Dick!

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private orgy

1: Outlandish and wild sex among 2 people
2: Masturbation

1: Man, I met this chick at the bat last night. Yeah, I got her back to my place and we had a private orgy.

2: Last night I was alone at home a porno, and I had a private orgy.

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