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Sticking your ring finger up someones ass while promising not to put it in any further than the 2nd knuckle
Ham took our relationship to the next level and gave me a promise ring today!
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anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs
1.
A: I hate Emma from The Promised Neverland
B: I'll prick your eyes out and eat them
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As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.
Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!
If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!
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The lingerie or panty given to your proposed future lover when you're not yet ready for sex.
She's not sexing me yet but I have her promise panty in my room.
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A promise that you intend not to keep
"Hey you said you would!" "it was an Italian promise"
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a lie. they will always forget about it :(
person1 : I won’t leave you
person2 : pinky promise :) ?
person1 : pinky promise
Person1: im done bye
person2 : but u pinky promised :(
*opended 28/9/20
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The act of saying one thing, which puts everyone at ease, then doing the exact opposite of what you propose. It's kind of like a crazy Ivan.
Ivan: Anna, if you go to bed with me, I promise to respect you in the morning.
Anna: Really, I love you so much.
Ivan at 6AM: Get out bitch, here's cab fare. I gave you a Russian Promise last night.
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