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I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!
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Residue from squishy farts found in undergarments during bouts of diareaha
I thought it was a fart but ended up leaving a big turd puddle in my jockeys. Will become skidmark.
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Verb: When having sexual relations in the same topographic point, in which the sexual fluids from both parties amalgamate, sometimes with the same partner.
Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.
1: Noun
Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.
2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.
Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.
Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!
Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."
eskimo puddle sexual relation splooge
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When you Spread a girl/man butt cheeks therfore revealing her butt hole, Then dribbling some piss inside the BOWL that is her ass hole, It looks like a puddle, then you take the head of your penis and smack the puddle as a little kid would jump in a puddle.
John came home the other night and walked in on his son Puddle Pounding his Girlfriend.
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A cuddle puddle is a group of 3 or more people sitting closely together or often on top of eachother exchanging hugs, kisses, cuddles, and often bodily fluids usually while under the influence of the drug exstacy.
Thizz Head: "Man, I'm rollin balls, man. I just want to touch everybody"
Raver girl: "Hey, lets make a cuddle puddle!"
Kandi Kid: "Hey, stop licking my face! Wait... no, keep doing that... oh yeah..."
E-Tard: "Wait! I can't make-out with three people and gnaw on my binkie at the same time!"
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When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.
1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!
2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!
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