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Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014


puking elephant

When a male is pooping and bends down with his head between his legs to witness the action.

I feel so light after that puking elephant, I could tap dance.

That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.

by Nordine January 17, 2022


puking the mic

How "wacky" morning zoo crew radio DJs talk, where every word sounds overly excited.

"He's really puking the mic to give away those Nickelback tickets."

by gwarjuice January 25, 2013


puke shart

When you vomit so violently causing your stomach muscles to tighten, and your anal sphincter to loosen thus releasing the dreaded shart.

Yo Molly was so sick heaving last night that she puke sharted....totally greased her underwear.

by Aztec Two Step March 31, 2020


sneeze puke

A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze

Oh my god.. last night while playing True American I sneeze puked off a chair into the lava.

by AbusiveTortoise July 14, 2018


pound and puke

After you eat and you decide to have sex afterward and then you puke

Dude I just had a pound and puke

by Jackisking143 May 16, 2016


Exorcist Puke

Often drug related and/or induced, throwing up so violently that the vomit ends up on the back of said perons head. Exorcist Puking side effects include; Pre EP: Inticing others to come close to you implying something is wrong but not asking for help, Post EP: collapsing on the front lawn of a friends house with a boner.

Moe had smoked so much weed that night, that he Exorcist Puked everywhere, upon leaving his friends house he collapsed on the front lawn and pitched a tent.

by NicoV December 12, 2010