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Drinking game similar to fuck you peter or slap cup. Players bounce ping pong balls into empty cups. If they successfully bounce the ball in on their first try, they can pass their cup to anyone on the table. A successful bounce on any other shot,you must pass immediately to the left. The objective is to bounce your ball into a cup before the player on your left and then stack your cup on top of their cup. Thus, the stack, or cage gets larger and larger. The player stacked on drinks one of many cups from the middle as the game continues. He must drink quickly to avoid getting caught IN THE NADO! The NADO or tornado is the seemingly endless barage if drinking for a single player. The last cup to be drank in the middle is the death cup which usually contains close to a full beer or has shots of hard liquor in it as well. Occasionally, players like to include various fruits in the death cup such as the clementine, which was popularized earlier in January 2014.
Dickie: do you guys want to play rage cage?
Everyone: dude, it's a Monday night.
Dickie: But we could get Sam in the NADO so bad.
Tom: alright Dickie. Let's do it. But when you come into the cage, expect consequences.
Isaac: clementines in the death cup?
Everyone: fine.
Isaac: Alright I'm in.
They begin to play.
Reed: As long as those nonners don't crash into the fucking cage, I'll play.
Gar: fucking nonners!
Christian: I can't play guys. It's girls night.
Dan: for once, could you just be for the boys?
Everyone chanting: We need more dicks! We need more dicks! continued
Dickie: god I love rage cage.
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Rage wanking is the act of masturbation in order relieve stress or calm one's self down as opposed to masturbating to relieve sexual tension. A rage wank is akin to raping yourself.
Jim: I heard you dumped Jenny last night?
Tom: Yeah that bitch is a cheating whore, so I beat her up in my head and rage wanked to it.
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Rage-log
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Inflected Form(s): Rage-logged; Rage-log·ging
Date: 2008
transitive verb
1. To disconnect from the internet in a fit of rage after getting shit on by another player in an online video game.
2. To cease all contact with online teammates without warning after performing poorly in an online video game.
Cataplexis was doing so poorly, he rage-logged without telling anyone. We didn't see him for a week. He is such a peasant.
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A thing that happens when one gets angry and doesn't want to play (or other verb) anymore. Can involve either the quiet rage quit of just leaving without saying anything, or the more loud type that many think of when hearing of "rage quitting". Obviously rage quitting may be frowned upon, but it's perfectly natural. All of us humans have emotions and some of us, when facing an unfair situation or are provoked, just can't stand it. Which is why either we take it out, or we quit. The only thing we can do is quit to be even the least bit respectful. That's where "rage quitting" comes from. We can't do anything about it, so we quit.
Player: "Alright, fuck this, I can't handle it anymore." >leaves
Toxic Player: "HE RAGEQUIT LMFAOOOO he should've gotten gud instead of rage quitting"
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The act of consuming mass quantities of alcohol during the daytime - e.g. the hours between waking up and roughly 5pm.
E: "Dude, what's up?"
J: "Duuude, I'm so hammered!"
E: "It's 5 pm, man - didn't you go to work today?"
J: "Naw, called in sick. Me and Brett have been day raging over at his place since like 10am."
E: "Well, I guess you can't drink all day long if you don't start in the morning."
"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash, 'Sunday Morning Coming Down'
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The state of unexpected and terrifyingly violent diarrhea that coughs, splutters and gushes in a manner reminiscent of the vomiting that occurs when infected with the RAGE virus in the movie "28 Days Later."
"Where is Steve?"
"In the Bathroom, don't go in- he has Ass Rage"
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A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.
Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"
Person 2 "No"
Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."
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