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1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.
2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.
3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.
Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"
"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"
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Simple theory prevails the complex once.
Don’t over complicate your though process/work you do/life situation or even when you trying to find the answer why he/she did something.
Occam’s razor - The simple answer is more chance to be the right one.
by NeverSayNever57 November 29, 2021
NSN57 - Occam’s razor
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Like Occam's Razor, 'Tony Blair's Razor' is a method of quickly establishing the truth in any given situation. The methodology, developed by leading academics, philosophers and theologians, states that 'the truth is always the precise and exact opposite of everything this utter twat says'.
Tony Blair likes to portray himself as a benevolent and honest humanitarian, so it's easy to establish that he is, in fact, an evil lying bastard by using Tony Blair's Razor'.
The rare term in an ER only.
Of how a young man usually between the ages of 16 to 27 will come in with damaged tissue on his penis. For the very specific reason of his girlfriend with braces. damaging his penis tissue, foreskin, ECT with a very poorly executed blowjob.
Very true this happens.
I have had 8 cases in my entire career in emergency care.
But funniest was when a young man about 17 comes in and he has a hoodie tied around his waist and a girlfriend who will not speak following behind closely.
So I ask like every doctor ever " what's wrong ?" He says he will only tell me in private and his girlfriend has to come too. So I agree and take them to a private room.
He begins to explain that he was hanging out for a movie night while the girls parents were out to dinner, and that she wanted to be sexy for him, so she pulled down his pants and began to preform Palacio on him until pleasure turned to horrible pain. Then he showed me.
He said "looks like a razor blade blowjob" all I could do is help ease his pain and check him over to look for major damage and I asked if he was circumcised. He said "no"and I said "you are now." I turn to the girlfriend and ask if she had anything to show me. I grab a pan and she spits out the remaining tissue of what foreskin she had shredded when giving the blowjob.
The boyfriend looks in the pan and faints.
So I call all the parents and it was like watching comedy show. The parents of the girl looked like something out of doctor sues and the boys parents walk in to the ER dressed like a pimp and a hooker. But before the boy left he asked me one question that haunts me and makes me bust out laughing to this day. And I quote.
"Does this make me Jewish now?"
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"man, i love manscaped razor for man"
"i know, but i just cant live up to the beauty standard that manscaped razor for man sets."
A guy in need of a shave real bad!
He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!
A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile
When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.
1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.
2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.
3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.
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