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A dry shit that feels like the size of a beer bottle , that you blow a temple vain trying to push out. First wipe poo, second wipe blood.
Hey Steve, why are you walking funny?
I just took myself a rectum wrecker shit !
When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.
Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.
Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.
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Someone who disagrees to anal sex.
My father disaproves of gay marriage, because he is a rectum injection objector.
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After a night of eating multiple tacos and having anal sex with a large black man. the gas build up and the muscle tension from the rectum being pounded fiercely. the rectum becomes inflamed and unstable, which then contracts the sphincter so abruptly it explodes. which then causes fumes and anal leakage until the rectum becomes so week it does not have the strength to hold its own self together the rectum then caves in on itself.
Jenny died from a dirty rectum bomb.
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a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo
bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas
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clowns rectum is a funny impolite way of calling someone you are friends with a funny asshole as you are calling them a "clowns rectum"
Man says something foolish friend of that man calls him a clowns rectum
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When you take hot sauce and pour it on a girls ass-hole and take a soccer ball and use it as a dildo on the girl, with hot sauce on the ball.
I gave my mom a mexican rectum last night while my dad beat it while watching me pour the hot sauce on the soccer ball.
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