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Someone who was forgotten by the modern age, uses such slang like boomstick and whooo doggy, and can make the US army weapons reserve look like a yard sale.
Have also bred 99.9978 of known dogs.
RedNeck: Dem damn army people aint knowin nothin i outta go over dere wid my boomstick and shown em whos the damn boss of this country.
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A Bush voter. Sees Bush as their spiritual leader. One who resides in the Red States.
Those guys from the South voted for Bush, they must recognize their spiritual leader.
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Any person of white descent who hates niggers, spics, and anybody else of non white descent who show great pride in their heritage. Also has an extreme fascination with muscle cars and 4 wheel drive trucks. Love to hunt, fish, and drink. They also have respectable hard working jobs. Refuse to take shit from anybody.
Guy 1: Ron's such a redneck...
Guy 2: Yeah, I know... I saw him out working on his Charger after he got done hunting.
Guy 1: Yeah, I challenged him to do shots and he beat my ass...
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You might be a redneck if..
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
I'm from North Carolina and I'm proud to be a redneck
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a redneck is what happens when an anacephalic baby reaches adulthood.
"That redneck Jed done crashed his dirtbike on the freeway again."
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We live in the south. We will shoot you for steppin on our property. We have rooms of dead animals. Our trucks cost more than our house. We love wisky and dip. It's either in your blood or it ain't.
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decent, proud of heritage, usually Indian descendant, blatantly honest, high morals, salt of earth. Real Rednecks are the salt of the earth types that hold true to what is right and wrong, are decent, hard working, faithful to friends and family, not ashamed to stand up for strong morals and common sense. They are NOT the green toothed, inbred, black hating, idiots that are portrayed in the LIEbral media from tv to the movies and print. They are from every corner of the earth, and they come in every nationality. It is the pure decency and no quit attitude among them that sets them apart from the people that are out to destroy that common thread among good people everywhere. They are from every walk of life. The ones that can't stand them and are the nay sayers here are the same that want the world handed to them on a platter, have no morals, own nothing, will not work, and are otherwise just a sponge on society and a blight on the world's good people. They hate anything that decent, hard working people stand for such as family, morals, integrity, tradition, common sense.
God said, "I should have known that dang Redneck would take a bite of the apple."
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