Birthday Roach

A birthday where something meaningful or impactful to you, comes to a devastating end, ruining the rest of the day.

my dog passing away today really turned this into a birthday roach.

Roach flute

A crack pipe.

Hey did you see that crack smoking on that roach flute.

Mr. Roach

The gayest person, the gayest, absolute biggest homosexual, big gay, very, very gay.

"Hello I am Mr. Roach, I love men."

roach killers

n 1: western-style boots characterized by very pointy toes. Named so because this style footwear may only be appropriate, albeit most effective, for killing cornered roaches. Commonly accentuated by metal covering and worn by lovers of garish cowboy couture.

"Check out that jackass with the roach killers and assless jeans. Holy Shit, that's Sean Borja!"

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smoking roaches

A phrase made up by Vetti to be used in two ways:

A) To describe the action of smoking the roach (last bit of) of a joint from a pipe or other smoking device.

B) Used as a replacement for "I'm low on weed!"

A) Man, I decided to start smoking roaches last night to save my stash for the weekend.

B) I don't care how good it is, man, I'm so desperate for weed, I'm smoking roaches!

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Roach Motel

A hotel near the beach that's just cheap enough for those seniors on senior week who rebel against being cool and wasting money on an expensive hotel. The room is usually covered in blood stains and pubes that both range from 1963 to the present day. The beds are crawling with roaches hence the name "roach motel".

"Dude I only have 100 bucks for senior week."

"It's okay Todd we can stay at a roach motel and bring the babes back there when they're drunk!"

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pussy roach

1. A broke ass scrub who tries to sneak into any place warm
2. A playa who dips as soon as the lights come on

1. That dude is a pussy roach!
2. That dudes chick came home and he turned into a pussy roach real fast.

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