That's what she said

The most annoying joke that can turn anything you say into something dirty.
When saying it you're referring to something a girl could say in bed.

"It's so big!"
"That's what she said."
*sighs*

said everyone always

a phrase which signifies something is completely true under all circumstances

Teacher: "Class, slavery was not respectful towards the Africans who were brought here."
Class: "Said everyone always!!"

Who said that? Gracie!

When someone says something risqué, it is proper etiquette to respond with “WHO SAID THAT?” And you must AUTOMATICALLY, blame Gracie.

I just sucked mad ween... Who said that? Gracie!

And I said to the guy

Noun or Verb, can be an adjective, also a quote
1. A quote used in all movies with bullies who think their pp is big
2. A verb in which you absolutely ball-bust someone in an argument
3. A noun used to name people who take this sentence serious
4. An adjective used to describe someone who are like the people in definition 1

Shithead 1: And I said to the guy
Shitheads 2, 3, 4, and 5: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's what she said

say this after everything that could possible be dirty

talking about nintendo:

person 1: where are you?! i'm losing without you!
person 2: shut up! i'm doing the boss without protection.
person 1: LAWL, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

That's what the Interviewer Said

Something you'd say if someone says something that could have been said by the interviewer in one of porn star Annie Cruz's videos.

Girl "O shit I'm gonna pee!" Guy "That's what the interviewer said."