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Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue.
Tossing salad
Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!
Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch
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Essentially the salad that you get if a retarded person mixed lame sauce, weak sauce, lamezors, and weak jizz together, then sprinkled a weak serving of lameness on top. It is the worst possible combination of lameness and weakness that can ever exist. It is so lame that ingesting it might make you collapse and literally be lame for the rest of your life.
"Alexander's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day" was a book full of lame salad for Alexander.
Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."
Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."
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A gathering of only male persons
Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.
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Is a bung hole surrounded by many curly anal pubic hairs. With this it is called a "curly" salad with the curlies being the topping of the salad.
I.E. "Would you like some anal foreplay? I thoroughly find pleasure in tossing curly salad."
"Hey Dave last night I tried preforming oral sex on Lisa's butthole but it was really hairy; I guess you could call that a "Curly Salad"!
Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time
When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!
When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.
Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.
When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.
Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey