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the act of a man rearranging his manhood.
"dude, dont puff-puff pass after your rummage sale! wash your hands bro."
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A real estate transaction better described as a total and utter pain in the dick. Like more painful than herpes and the clap combined on a humid August day.
This short sale has got me itching to blow my brains out.
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One of the greatest guys out there, who loves to eat chocolate on the daily. Also a huge fan boy of the legendary youtubers Elanip and Treyten. Famous quote from Mr.Sales, "WOwaoahaaahahh".
Generally a really really really chill guy
Jimmy Sales sold a car as a salesmen.
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A garage sale where you are still drunk from last night thereby causing you to give away everything at ridiculously low prices.
Man I got so wasted last night my garage sale turned into a drunk sale this morning. I think I just sold my TV for a dollar.
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A yard sale is when you have sex with a girl outside, typically on grass. Commonly confused with yardsale
Joe: look over there! Jessicas fucking Alex on that lawn over there!
Rob: yeah! They're having a yard sale!
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The ultimate example of wallet rape.
Guy 1: Hey man, where ya been?
Guy 2: T-t-too many... g-g-games. The p-prices!
Guy 1: Ah. The Steam Summer Sale I see.
When your spouse gives you the nook because you brought home a huge milk haul on sale.
Lindsay gave me that top slop milk sale sex after I ran to Sam's Club for a milk run.