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stuff to put on your chips. Chiefly British.
Known as sore finga in Chinese takeaways
"You wan sore finga?"
"...no thanks!.. Oh, 'salt and vinegar' yes please"
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When a woman takes a hot jizz load in the mouth and sloshes it back and forth and around to a frothy cream then swallows. May be done repeatedy with multiple partners.
Hey dude. I saw your girlfriend Melissa at a party last night. Really? Yea. She was sucking every dick in the house and salt gargling. Gee, I wondered why she wasn't returning my calls.
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One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.
Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
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Giving a great deal of thought to something, whether it be something quite insignificant, or a life-altering choice that has to be made. Often accompanied by a vacant stare into the room.
Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.
Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.
Huh? Oh, sorry! I was just sitting on salt, I guess...
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Louis Tomlinson during the OTRA tour defined Harry's flavor as salt and vinegar
Liam Payne: What flavor is Harry
Louis Tomlinson: Salt and vinegar?
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pull a salt or pulling a salt, or doing a salt is when you have a team mate in left 4 dead that accidentally throws a molotov (a fire in a bottle) way too close to the whole team, managing to down them or kill them all.
Teammate 1: *throws a molotov*
Teammate 2: "dude, did you pull a salt on us?"
Teammate 1: "i'm sorry, I thought the fire wouldn't hit us. It didn't seem like i threw it that close!"
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salt on your body from dried sweat or ocean water
it was disgustingly hot out earlier - i'm covered in summer salts.
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