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A frugal man with an absolute hog
Pfff the biggest tip that guy has given is his dick… What a Sammy Cowhey
a new word for puke
"oh man, i left the grossest yam sammy at my cousins bat mitzvah"
Samantha Theresa Rowe.
A very slutty scene girl. Very spazy. She loves penis. Extremely scene, but will never admit it. Has a heavy lisp with the letter s. She is also afraid of vampires. YES. Vampmires. She beleives they exist.
Ralphy- "Dude i just had sex with this hot blonde chick last night."
Chris- "Really? Me too."
Ralphy- "Yeah at that kid Rons party."
Chris- "Wat was she wearing?"
Ralphy- "Striaght leg jeans and a turtle neck."
Chris- "NO WAY!"
Ralphy- "Was her name Sammi?"
Chris- "Yes.... Sammi Rowe."
Ralphy- "hahahha you had sex with the same chick i did."
Chris- "ewwww. your cock was in her before mine."
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Any one of the many high-quality alcoholic beverages brewed by the Samuel Adams Beer Company.
I'm bout to pick me up a nice lil sixer of sammy boy's.
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An amazingly beautiful girl :D
That Sammi Dietz is beautiful, I mean damn shes fucking hot
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To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.
That asshole Sammy Sosa'ed his bat and now he hit 67 home runs.
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A Jewish guy who dates/marries an Italian girl, and then thinks that he too is Italian.
Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts, puts an Italian flag sticker on car, tries to speak in Italian, drinks nothing but Italian coffee, cheers for Italy during the World Cup, names children Italian names, ect.
Murray Schwartz has been wearing that Italian flag T-shirt ever since he married Rossita....I can't hang out with that Miami Sammy anymore.
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