Having a frustratingly itchy ass due to a mass amount of hair in the lower region.
Dude1: "Why do you keep squirming?"
Dude2: "My ass is on fire! It's abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!"
Dude1: "The Sasquatch Effect is inevitable. Tough shit, I say."
When someone awkwardly sits right beside your head while your laying on the couch.
Jake: I'm just gunna sit right here.
Jesse: Of all the spots to sit, you sit beside my head. Way to Sasquatch sit me dude.
When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.
“Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch”
When your dick and balls are hairy and you draw a face on them. Aka- Cris's dick
Ewwww you own a mini Sasquatch. Big larry is way better. get a larry.
When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.
Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?
Steezin' Clothing.
myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco
Is that Sasquatch Apparel?
Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.
The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain
Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet
Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga