A useless money consuming event that my current cumdumpster has scheduled to kill me faster
This weekend i have to go scarf testing with with gf instead of doing cocaine with the boyz.
When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.
What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?
Dec 18, a holiday often used as an excuse to get a free scarf from a friend or loved one.
“Dude, it’s Scarf Day. Who are you gonna ask to give you a scarf?”
people who use the red scarf emoji, or 🧣 are the most insufferable people on the internet
did you see the red scarf emoji in their display name? now their bad take makes sense
If someone jerking off two dicks at the same time is "skiing," then when the owners of those two dicks suck on that someone's neck, they create that person's "winter scarf."
That fag took us skiing, so we gave him a winter scarf.
When you are in gym class and someone pulls your pants down.
Dude, are those tighty whities? You got scarfed!
something that does NOT belong to jake vilainball
taylor: look at my new scarf!
jake: it’s MINE!