When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.
What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?
Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.
If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.
Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.
"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"
Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"
people who use the red scarf emoji, or 🧣 are the most insufferable people on the internet
did you see the red scarf emoji in their display name? now their bad take makes sense
If someone jerking off two dicks at the same time is "skiing," then when the owners of those two dicks suck on that someone's neck, they create that person's "winter scarf."
That fag took us skiing, so we gave him a winter scarf.
When you are in gym class and someone pulls your pants down.
Dude, are those tighty whities? You got scarfed!
something that does NOT belong to jake vilainball
taylor: look at my new scarf!
jake: it’s MINE!
A person who can take it all like a champ, without any hesitation.